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A potent antidote to most popular poisons. Extracted from the guts of only the wildest goats. Rich in Calcium & Magnesium Phosphate.


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Notes for Humans:

Delicious hard-shell edible chocolate pebbles. 145g.


Sugar, Hydrogenated Vegetable Fat, Whey Powder MILK, Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Emulsifier, SOYA Lecithin, Flavouring, Modified Maize Starch. Colours E150, E153, E171, E172, Glazing Agent: Shellac, Carnauba. Allergy Advice: Allergens listed in BOLD. Contains MILK & SOYA, MAY CONTAIN PEANUTS & TREE NUTS.

‘I always keep a Bezoar handy, just in case. You never know where some humans have been…’

-Andrei, Vampire (mostly reformed)

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