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Death Certificate

Recently deceased? Or long dead, but in need of definitve proof for unspecified legal reasons? We are licensed, under the Monster Births Registration Act of 1818 to issue legally binding Death Certificates.

CAUTION: THERE ARE OFFENCES RELATING TO FALISFYING YOUR OWN DEATH AND / OR CLAIMING TO BE DEAD WHEN YOU ARE MERELY UNDEAD.

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‘I was vexed, attacked by a torch-bearing mob, defenestrated AND beheaded. I thought registering my complicated death would be a bureaucratic nightmare, but the staff were understanding and I walked away, certificate in hand, in under an hour. ’

-Laila, Zombie

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