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NEW!

Seasonal Bogies

Our Seasonal favourites are back with added sogginess and a boost of Vitamin C. Plucked from swollen and itchy snouts across the UK.

£3.50

Free UK delivery on orders over £85 - Delivery and returns information

All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Notes for Humans:

A lemon-flavoured bon bon with chewy toffee centre and a dusting of sweet icing sugar (150g)

Ingredients:

Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Sweetened Condensed Skimmed MILK (Skimmed MILK, Sugar, Lactose (MILK), Palm Oil, Whey Powder (MILK), Cornflour, Citric Acid, Natural Flavourings, Butter (MILK), Salt, Emulsifier: SOYA, Lecithin, Colour E104. Allergy Advice: Allergens listed in BOLD. May also contain Nuts.

‘Crunchy and pollen dusty on the outside with a chewy centre, this upgraded version of my favourite bogies taste even better than biting off noses! A serious energy boost when paired with the sweetest and thickest human snot.’

-Teresa, Troll

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Free UK delivery on all orders over £85
 
 

Delivery information

We currently deliver to UK destinations via 2nd Class Royal Mail or using our UPS courier service for heavy or large parcels.

If you wish us to ship internationally, please click on our 'Shipping Overseas' tab on the home page and make use our international portal, Trouva.

Postage and packing costs:

  • - £5.00 for orders of up to £25
  • - £9.00 for orders £25 - £85
  • - Free for any UK order over £85

This charge helps cover our straw, box and cockroach costs and ensures more of your purchase can support writing workshops for young people at the Ministry of Stories.

Our team of zombie volunteers aims to fulfil orders twice a week and on the outside you can expect delivery within 12 working days of order confirmation, but usually sooner. Unless something truly hideous happens, in which case delays of several centuries are not unlikely.

Returns information

You can return products if:

- You decide within seven days the product isn’t for you. You’ll receive a full refund, including delivery charge, processed within 30 days of return of the unwanted goods. Please send this with the original returns form supplied with your order, emailing us at info@monstersupplies.org to let us know it is on the way. Please look after the product when you have it! Do not burn it, eat it, sit on it, drown it, or in any way cause it harm. We might need to ask for compensation otherwise.

- You don’t agree to a change in our terms and conditions or other policies, or you think the product is faulty. You will need to return the product with its original returns form. We’ll check the product upon receipt and email you regarding your refund. We’ll process it as soon as monstrously possible – definitely within 30 days of us emailing to confirm a refund. You’ll receive the full price of the product and delivery, plus any costs for sending it to us.

Please check the dispatch confirmation to find out more about your statutory right of cancellation. Returning a product doesn’t affect your other statutory rights as a consumer. Nor as a monster.

We try to use the same method to pay you as you used to pay us.

 
ministry of stories

Hoxton Street Monster Supplies is run under license from the Ministry of Stories, a volunteering organisation which helps young people with all manner of writing, through free one-to-one mentoring and writing workshops.

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