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A Vague Sense of Unease

Effectively destroys all feelings of ease, creating a rising yet uncertain sense of disquiet. Invaluable for general uses in the home. Guaranteed perfectly pure and genuine.

Contains boiled sweets and 'A Vague Sense of Unease' by Laura Dockrill, a specially commissioned poem exclusive to Hoxton Street Monster Supplies and suitable for readers 7+.

From our original range of Tinned Fear.

£12

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Notes for Humans:

Delicious hard boiled sweets in a metal tin with ‘A Vague Sense of Unease’ by Laura Dockrill, a specially commissioned poem exclusive to Hoxton Street Monster Supplies and suitable for readers aged 7+ years.

Ingredients

Humbugs (130g). Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Vegetable Fat, Full Cream Condensed Milk, Treacle, Salt, Colour: Vegetable Carbon, Flavouring: Peppermint Oil, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin. Contains: Milk, Soya. OR CONTAINS Glucose Syrup, Sugar, Vegetable Oil, Sweetened Condensed Skimmed Milk, Butter (from Milk), Natural Colour (Plain Caramel), Flavouring, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin). Allergy Advice: Contains Milk, Soya.

Size

9cm x 10cm

Weight

130g

‘Initially I felt ill at ease about using this product, but then realised I’d already opened it. Very effective - 5 out of 5.’

-Ben P, Ogre

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