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Salt Made from Tears of Laughter

This exquisite salt has a fiendishly spicy flavour, and is by far the safest way to experience the peculiar pleasure of human laughter. Collected only from sincerely amused humans, it is one of our rarest salts.

Combines centuries-old craft with the freshest human tears which are gently boiled, released into shallow crystallisation tanks, then harvested by hand and finally rinsed in brine.

Developed in collaboration with��Studio Weave��and expert tear harvesters��Halen M̫n.


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All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Notes for Humans:

Superior coarse sea salt with a mix of organic spices, from expert salt harvesters Halen Mon.


Sea salt and organic spices (peppercorns, coriander, turmeric, paprika, cumin, nutmeg, cinnamon, ginger, cayenne, and cloves, 20%).



‘I bought this expecting ‘Mwa-ha-ha’ instead of ‘Tee-he-he’. I'll be honest, it took a while to get used to but now I absolutely love it!’

-Sam, Mothra

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