Relatively little was known about acquisition methods of this most essential of ingredients until the publication of Mr. Mayhip’s definitive 5,000 page book, My Life in Snot (exclusively available to Hoxton Street Monster Supplies customers at the special price of £49.99).
What’s it like to volunteer at Hoxton Street Monster Supplies? We asked fearless shopkeeper Simon Moriarty to keep a diary to find out.
Could you get us licensing ready? Bring your experience, knowledge and contacts to our unusual retail offer. Read on...
Name: André Cole Role: Volunteer shopkeeper at Hoxton Street Monster Supplies Resident: Hackney Favourite product: Share More Air CD
Word reaches us that a proportion of our customers have recently suffered adverse reactions upon receiving their online orders – happy-go-lucky feelings, joyful skipping, general merriment and similar unpleasantries.