We have all dragged ourselves out of the crypt when the alarm on the phone can no longer be ignored, only to find ourselves gazing gloomily at our dusty collection of rags.
Charity venture Hoxton Street Monster Supplies declares 2017 ‘Year of “Creeping Dread”’
Can a shop that sells supplies to monsters tell us something about life for humans in the UK today? It seems it might.
Relatively little was known about acquisition methods of this most essential of ingredients until the publication of Mr. Mayhip’s definitive 5,000 page book, My Life in Snot (exclusively available to Hoxton Street Monster Supplies customers at the special price of £49.99).
What’s it like to volunteer at Hoxton Street Monster Supplies? We asked fearless shopkeeper Simon Moriarty to keep a diary to find out.
Could you get us licensing ready? Bring your experience, knowledge and contacts to our unusual retail offer. Read on...