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National Writing Day 2021 - Mummies write fan mail too

Dear Professor Salima Ikram, That distracting rabble behind the secret door at Hoxton Street Monster Supplies are celebrating an event called National Writing Day today. They have encouraged mini humans to write a piece of Fan Mail to someone or something they admire. I saw their post-it note ideas and my thoughts turned to you. So I have decided to put quill to parchment and reach out to you via our Post Mortem delivery service. My name is Lapis Seti. You won't, I think, know me, but I know all about you! I wanted to write and thank you for...

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Curse your Christmas order

Word reaches us that a proportion of our customers have recently suffered adverse reactions upon receiving their online orders – happy-go-lucky feelings, joyful skipping, general merriment and similar unpleasantries.

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(In)terned in the Basement Blog Post #7

After days preparing and decorating the underneath of Hoxton Street Monster Supplies, the basement was ready to host a special Dismembers-only Speak-easy. Read on for details of the night.

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Intern[ed] in the Basement, Blogpost #6

Science: the final frontier... This is continuing blog of Gori Varangian, intern at Hoxton Street Monster Supplies, sorting through the very large and very cluttered basement. 

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Intern[ed] in the Basement, Blogpost #5

Igor's intern continues sorting out the Hoxton Street Monster Supply basement and sets straight one of the shop's long-time basement dwellers.

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