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Impacted Earwax Large Bar

Impacted Earwax Large Bar

Following feedback from our ravenous hoards, we have doubled the size of our luscious human earwax!

Harvested from humans fed on a strict diet of Tinned Fear, these best-selling Impacted Earwax Bars are mouth-watering and magnificent value.

£3

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All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Notes for Humans:

Delicious Clotted Cream Fudge (100g)

Ingredients

Sugar, Glucose syrup, Sweetened Condensed Milk (Milk, Sugar), Palm Oil, Clotted cream 4% (Milk), Butter (Milk, Salt), Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Humectant; Glycerine, Salt.

‘Absolutely deadlicious. Sticks to your ribs.’

-Richard C, Troll

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